Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
whitestgirluknow: If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
hoebrilinski: okay, internet, let’s talk. so when I search “how to kill (insert such and such bug here)” I really, really, really, really, really, REALLY don’t want to see an article with a giant picture of said bug. because come on. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?